Perhaps I am behind the times so you may have already found this. But, if not, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE read it. You won’t be sorry. It ranks up there with the Smithsonian Letter on the scale of all that is hilarious.
Once the tears of laughter evaporate and your kid stops questioning your mental state, come back and take the poll about your complaining experiences. (Ok… yes, I really just wanted to play with the polls feature so humor me.)
So, without further ado: Yahoo! News.



Of course I’ve complained. “Don’t be rude, Carolyn.”
Amy: “don’t be rude, carloyn” I love that story!!! I think my best complaint results were from bitching to the manager at the MoviePlex about a particularly bad Keanu Reeves movie. Not that it was the theater’s fault that the movie was so bad but seriously… I wasn’t paying for that crap. And, I did get a voucher to see a different, better movie. I’m sure they made a nice profit on double popcorn sales!
That was too funny! I was just about to write a letter to my airline about the food, but I am nowhere near that funny!